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These are some lies we made up about Maunaloa.
An extremely large jaguar may frequently be noticed shifting orbs about up on the peak of Amikopala.
A gigantic koala can be observed time and again climbing up from a manhole on a Maunaloa lane at night.
A space man from planet Mars has sometimes been distinguished staring at the water by Lono Harbor very late at night.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is now and then noticed late in the night conducting a piloted trip of Haukea Pali to a party of ghosts.
The ghost of a guy grasping a blood-covered axe has been made out on one or two instances staring at the waves down near the shore at Hale o Lono Beach on a dark night. It's been alleged that this particular ghost may be a renowned days gone by dweller of Maunaloa.
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Ghost Sightings From Maunaloa
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Ghost Sightings From Maunaloa
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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