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These are some lies we made up about Makaweli.
An alien tourist from deep space came into sight trying on a shirt in a Makaweli apartment.
A headless gentleman was noticed attempting to utter something mid stream in Aakukui Stream. The witness escaped immediately after he set eyes on the phantom.
A Tyrannosaurus was seen shining a kerosene lamp in Aakukui Valley before sunrise.
An enormous iguana has often been perceived at Kkaola Harbor around midnight contemplating.
A woman with her head and left arm and right leg amputated is repeatedly noticed going for a dark-hour dip at Davidsons Beach.
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Ghost Sightings From Makaweli
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Ghost Sightings From Makaweli
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
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