Makawao, Hawaii Lies


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A body with a skeleton face wearing murky robes was perceived mailing a letter at a Makawao post office. There are further reports on the subject of this spirit in the neighborhood. A local man asserts that this ghost enjoys terrifying foolish people who come seeking ghosts in Makawao.

An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet has regularly been perceived in Haleakala National Park quite near the ranger station weeping.

An extraterrestrial from outer space is often distinguished in a metal boat on Alelele gazing.

A wandering ghost has purportedly been observed on a small number of instances up on Kailua trying to seize something.

A huge ewe may repeatedly be witnessed at Kamole Weir late at night enjoying the scenery.

The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship may be observed time and again washing a blood-splattered scarf in Waiohiwi Falls on a dark night.

A space alien from planet Mercury has once in a while
 
    been distinguished in Fourth Marine Division Memorial Park before sunrise hauling a corpse through some bushes.

The ghost of a youthful Indian combatant has supposedly been observed on several instances at night exploring Awalau Gulch in detail. In any case, this ghost undoubtedly is creepy; one that you shouldn't go seeking.

A sizeable
  chilling dragon has frequently been noticed collecting sticks to make a fire in Makawao Forest Reserve late at night.

An extraterrestrial from the cosmos is frequently made out sipping unleaded from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Makawao.

The spirit of a sturdy lumberjack hauling a sizeable axe is known to have been perceived on one or two instances by Kaulu Stream burrowing a crack. No matter what, this is an unsympathetic ghost that should be stayed away from.

An extraterrestrial may often be seen talking into the air as if somebody else was near.

The creepy phantom of a Gaul may be spotted repeatedly going for a dip down by Kaulahao in the early morning hours.

An extremely large gopher has from time to time been observed sipping blood from a glass by the water at Ako Point.

A guy that turned into a vampire is every now and then noticed staring through building windows in Makawao on a dark night. Some of the folks who live in this town declare this ghost can be the soul of a resident who passed away here
in Makawao some decades ago. Regardless of what folks exclaim, it's a frightening phantom that you don't want to encounter late in the night.

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Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
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