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These are some lies we made up about Lihue.
A huge tiger is often made out mowing the lawn in the yard of a trailer in Lihue.
A very large hedgehog has supposedly been seen on a handful of instances at Halehaka Stream after midnight throwing stones into the current.
The ghost of a lady with a dagger in her heart can frequently be distinguished in Huleia Valley at midnight gripping a cranium. In any case, it is indisputably a chilling phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
A Tyrannosaurus has once in a while been seen at Ahukini late at night gazing down into the water.
A huge chimpanzee is every now and then perceived looking in Ahukini Recreation Pier State Park after midnight.
Aladdin can every now and then be noticed setting up camp in Kalepa Forest Reserve at night.
A female with the head of a beast has repeatedly been noticed down beside the shore at Kapaia Reservoir flashing a kerosene lamp.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is regularly
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perceived on the highest spot of Aahoaka at night surveying the surroundings.
A massive dog has been noticed on several instances yelling names by Bellstone.
The ghost of a guy with half his head missing can repeatedly be witnessed gazing across Aweoweonui in the early morning hours. According to the local residents, this phantom is in
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all probability the undeparted phantom of a resident who used to have a house here in Lihue. No matter what, this is a nasty ghost that should be avoided.
Henry VIII can be distinguished often by a lady camping at a campground right next door to Lihue.
A beheaded woman has every now and then been spotted downing water from Hlii Falls on a dark night. If you listen to what the folks who live here allege, this ghost is the tormented soul of an old Lihue local resident. No matter what people state, it's a chilling ghost that is better not upset.
A space alien from planet Saturn is now and then witnessed scraping out a hole down near the water's edge at Gillins Beach.
The ghost of a 9 foot high massive guy has allegedly been witnessed on a small number of instances sitting in a beanbag in a residence in Lihue. Many people who live here allege this ghost is that of a local resident who had a home here in Lihue many years ago. One thing is for certain, it is in all certainty a creepy ghost that you do not want to encounter
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Ghost Sightings From Lihue
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Ghost Sightings From Lihue
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
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