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These are some lies we made up about Laupahoehoe.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another part of the galaxy was noticed around midnight drifting by on Ahoa Stream.
A womanly figure was noticed pulling a dead body over the grass in Beach Park late at night. Shocked by the viewers the ghost withdrew into the dark. One of the locals strongly asserts that this spirit could be the spirit of a local who passed on here in Laupahoehoe some time ago. One thing is for guaranteed, this is a nasty phantom that any reasonable person would not want to meet.
A space invader from planet Saturn showed up in the rear seat of a Buick by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in his rear view mirror around midnight.
The spirit of a lady having letters carved into her head was noticed down by the water at Haik Point seeking a bag. When distinguished the phantom came near the watcher who then ran off. Some of the people who live in this town say this spirit could be a famous past inhabitant of Laupahoehoe.
An ET from deep space has frequently been witnessed exploring Alaialoa Gulch in detail before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Laupahoehoe
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Ghost Sightings From Laupahoehoe
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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