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These are some lies we made up about Lanai City.
A man having a knife in his head is regularly perceived struggling to seize something in Dole Park at night.
The Mothman has supposedly been distinguished on one or two instances in the early morning hours before sunrise glancing across Hii Flats.
The ghost of a delivery man may often be noticed up on the peak of Haalelepaakai redistributing orbs around. A man who lives here declares that this ghost gets pleasure from scaring people who have the nerve to interrupt the quiet in Lanai City. No matter what folks articulate, it sure is a menacing spirit that you would not want to bump into very late at night.
A space invader from another solar system has now and then been seen looking terrifying by Hinuhinu Pali.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object is now and then perceived pointing at the eye witness down beside the water at Anapuka.
A giant seal has allegedly been spotted on several occasions at Halulu shouting at the bystander to beat it.
A large terrifying dragon may sometimes be perceived going crazy at Manele Small Boat Harbor very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Lanai City
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Ghost Sightings From Lanai City
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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