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These are some lies we made up about Laie.
Henry VIII may often be witnessed appearing in a washroom mirror.
An extraterrestrial from outer space may be distinguished repeatedly looking at Pali Kilo Ia before dawn.
A gigantic lemur has from time to time been witnessed trying to locate someone in Aakakii Gulch around midnight.
A space alien is once in a while perceived before sunrise hurrying after a passing Buick on a shady highway near Laie.
The alien crew member of a flying saucer has been perceived on many instances in Adams Field in the early morning hours before sunrise sobbing.
A lady with a blue face can from time to time be perceived in Hauula Stream shouting.
A space man from planet Pluto has regularly been witnessed crawling out of Kii covered in mud at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Laie
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Ghost Sightings From Laie
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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