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These are some lies we made up about Lahaina.
An enormous platypus can be witnessed often very late at night exploring Hahakea Gulch in detail.
The ghost of a bum has once in a while been distinguished swallowing apple juice on the shore of Hanakaoo Reservoir.
An extraterrestrial traveler from space is occasionally spotted by Hauola Stone smoking a pipe.
The phantom of a youthful female drenched in blood can every now and then be observed in a Lahaina area store, striding the aisles.
An enormous porpoise has regularly been spotted looking at the surroundings at Lahaina Boat Harbor in the early morning hours.
A guy with a big hole through his upper body is repeatedly seen carrying a human skull by Amalu Stream. People here assert that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Lahaina long ago.
A man having the head of a leprechaun has allegedly been seen on a handful of instances down by Puuhewale very late at night crying.
An ET from
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Mars may often be distinguished at Alaeloa Point at the stroke of midnight staring down into the water.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has from time to time been seen taking a rest at the kitchen counter in a Lahaina building struggling to articulate something.
A female ablaze, grasping a gasoline tank is once in a while perceived
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gazing at the vista from the peak of Helu before sunrise.
A space invader is rumored to have been perceived on a handful of occasions in D T Fleming Beach Park in the early morning hours before sunrise concealing a dead body by a large boulder.
An extraterrestrial voyager from space can every now and then be seen at Awalua going for a night-time dip.
The ghost of a young air force pilot was seen appearing frightening in Haleki'i-Pihana Heiau State Monument near the park headquarters. When the ghost was perceived it disappeared into the air.
A space man from planet Mercury became visible in Haleakala National Park by the park headquarters turning toward the witness.
A space invader from outer space came into sight traveling on a pony next to a road close to Lahaina.
An extraterrestrial was perceived in a phone booth in Lahaina talking on the telephone.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship was spotted excavating a gap alongside a wild road near Lahaina in the early morning hours before
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Ghost Sightings From Lahaina
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Ghost Sightings From Lahaina
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
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