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These are some lies we made up about Kurtistown.
Vincent van Gogh was perceived cutting down a high tree in Panaewa Forest Reserve in the early morning hours.
A somewhat translucent gentleman outfitted as the captain of a craft was noticed monitoring the scenery from the peak of Kalele in the early morning hours. The ghost didn't seem to be troubled by the onlookers.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship has regularly been perceived down by Keaau Beach late at night going for a swim.
The ghost of a youthful gentleman dressed in a confederate uniform is repeatedly seen in Hui Hanalike Park very late at night scooping out a crater. Regardless of what, it's a scary ghost that is better not disturbed.
A very large parakeet is known to have been noticed on frequent instances near the water at Kahului annihilating a box.
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Ghost Sightings From Kurtistown
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Ghost Sightings From Kurtistown
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
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