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These are some lies we made up about Kunia.
A female with a knife sticking out of her head may once in a while be witnessed trying to seize something next to a giant tree in Honouliuli Forest Reserve.
A space man from another galaxy was seen in kahanui Gulch after midnight contemplating.
The phantom of a woman with a sack tied around her head came into view terrifying people in Canby Field around midnight. The onlooker got scared and escaped.
A sizeable scary dragon was distinguished seeking an object beneath a parked Chrysler in a Kunia parking lot around midnight.
An enormous mouse materialized flinging stones into Wahiaw Reservoir at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Kunia
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Ghost Sightings From Kunia
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
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