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These are some lies we made up about Kula.
A colossal ocelot has every so often been distinguished on a dark night studying Hpapa Gulch in detail.
The ghost of a teen girl is from time to time observed in the early morning hours sprinting after a passing Nissan on a shady highway in close proximity to Kula. No matter what folks utter, this ghost undeniably is scary; one that you wouldn't wish to encounter around midnight.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship is known to have been spotted on a small number of occasions trying to grasp something right by Haleakala National Park.
The ghost of a lady with half her head missing may now and then be spotted in Makawao Park late in the night contemplating.
A body with a skeleton face in shadowy robes was distinguished by Waiohiwi Falls at the stroke of midnight frightening folks. Alarmed by the viewers the ghost fled into the shadows. A number of of the people who live here declare this ghost can be the spirit of a local resident
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who passed away here in Kula some time ago.
An ET from Jupiter was seen raking leaves in the front yard of a house in Kula.
An alien from another galaxy became visible in Hosmer Grove before dawn screaming at a log.
A massive cat was seen beside the shore at Alelele pointing at the watcher.
A wandering phantom was witnessed
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gazing wrathfully at the onlooker by Kalahaku Pali. When noticed the ghost came near the onlooker who then ran off. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost may very well be a recognized former time resident of Kula.
The ghost of an airplane pilot has frequently been seen going out of control up on the top of Kahua.
A space alien is often noticed having a seat on a sofa in a home in Kula.
A Triceratops is rumored to have been perceived on a few occasions excavating a nook beneath a streetlamp in Kula.
An alien vacationer from outer space can regularly be perceived browsing through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Kula mobile home around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Kula
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Ghost Sightings From Kula
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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