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These are some lies we made up about Kualapuu.
The martian pilot of an unidentified flying object has been noticed on frequent instances concealing a corpse by a large boulder in Kahualelepulu in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can be perceived time and again grasping a skull between the plants of Molokai Forest Reserve. Many folks who live here declare this spirit is probably the tormented spirit of a local resident who used to reside here in Kualapuu. One thing's for certain, it's without a doubt a scary phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
The spirit of an aged guy with a large gray beard has now and then been perceived in a trailer near Kualapuu.
An alien explorer from deep space is occasionally seen down near the water at Awahua Beach looking.
The spirit of a gentleman having on an army outfit has been said to have been distinguished on numerous instances struggling to articulate something down by Kapuna Spring in the
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early morning hours before sunrise. Locals here who have observed this ghost argue this ghost is the stressed soul of a long dead Kualapuu resident. In any case, this is an unlikable ghost that should be avoided.
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Ghost Sightings From Kualapuu
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Ghost Sightings From Kualapuu
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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