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These are some lies we made up about Koloa.
An extraterrestrial from Mars has repeatedly been perceived playing a tune on a flute in a Koloa building.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is repeatedly noticed fly fishing from the water's edge of Aepo Reservoir at the stroke of midnight.
A massive dromedary has allegedly been witnessed on numerous instances hurling stones in Anne Knudsen Park after midnight.
The ghost of a silver-miner may regularly be distinguished mounding pieces of wood down by the water at Ekaha. According to the folks who live here, this ghost takes pleasure in startling unwise folks who come trying to find ghosts in Koloa. In any case, this is a bad ghost that is better not disrupted.
The ghost of a man clad as a plumber can be perceived time and again destroying a box at Beach House Beach. If you listen to what the locals claim, this ghost might be a celebrated yesteryear dweller of Koloa.
An alien from another world has occasionally been perceived in a mirror in a
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Koloa apartment; the ghost was exclusively visible in the mirror.
A huge llama has been made out on frequent instances before dawn conducting a directed visit of Kaluahonu to a collection of ghosts.
The Abominable Snowman can from time to time be distinguished by Kanaele Swamp gobbling a chicken drumstick.
The phantom of a man
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having on a police force outfit has regularly been seen hurling rocks into the flow at Halenanahu Stream around midnight. No matter what folks articulate, it's a creepy ghost that you wouldn't want to run into very late at night.
A massive ermine is often observed hovering across Aweoweonui before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Koloa
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Ghost Sightings From Koloa
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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