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These are some lies we made up about Kilauea.
A Tyrannosaurus may frequently be perceived staring over Niu on a dark night.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be seen repeatedly at night going to see Hanapai.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system is sometimes made out before dawn scrutinizing Anini Reef in detail.
An enormous crow has been said to have been perceived on several occasions at Honono Point late at night staring down into the water.
A space man from the Moon may now and then be seen up on Amu attempting to state something.
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Ghost Sightings From Kilauea
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Ghost Sightings From Kilauea
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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