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These are some lies we made up about Kihei.
A dark dog that transformed into a woman may repeatedly be seen talking into the thin air as if someone else was there. No matter what folks say, this phantom sure is bloodcurdling; one that you wouldn't wish to come across very late at night.
Frankenstein's Monster may be observed time and again in Cove Park late at night hauling a dead body across the dirt.
An alien from space has occasionally been perceived walking a German Shepherd after midnight on a gloomy Kihei residential street.
The spirit of a young female clad as a house keeper is from time to time witnessed gazing down at the waterfront at Koieie Fishpond. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that any normal person wouldn't wish to meet.
A gigantic mule is known to have been spotted on many occasions near the water at Hl attempting to articulate something.
An ET may from time to time be made out going for a night-time swim at Changs Beach.
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extraterrestrial captain of a UFO was perceived pulling a dead body from the ice cold water of Waikapu Stream at the stroke of midnight.
A giant snake came into view in Kaakaulua Gulch in the early morning hours before sunrise pushing orbs around.
A very large budgerigar appeared on the top of Kamahale at the stroke of midnight gazing
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at the view.
An alien explorer from another galaxy was distinguished gazing at the water by Maalaea Small Boat Harbor after midnight.
The phantom of a young cowboy was perceived laundering a bloody scarf in Kapoli Spring in the early morning hours. The arrival of the witness startled the ghost who then vanished.
A creepy beast has often been distinguished at midnight fluttering across Puu Hele Cinder Pit. It's been claimed that this particular spirit is that of a local who lived here in Kihei some time ago. Anyhow, it is unquestionably a creepy spirit that should be steered clear of.
Vincent van Gogh is repeatedly perceived watching TV in a Kihei living room around midnight.
An alien from planet Neptune is rumored to have been distinguished on numerous instances stacking bricks at Haleakala National Park.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy can be spotted repeatedly near Haleki'i-Pihana Heiau State Monument devastating a box.
The martian commander of a UFO has now and then been seen rummaging
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around in garbage container on a Kihei lane.
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Ghost Sightings From Kihei
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Ghost Sightings From Kihei
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
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