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These are some lies we made up about Kekaha.
A very large kitten has occasionally been perceived taking a swim down at Davidsons Beach before sunrise.
The phantom of an old woman hauling a firearm has been said to have been perceived on frequent instances at Kkaola Harbor late in the night searching for an object.
A very large dormouse can from time to time be seen drinking regular from a fuel pump at a gasoline station in Kekaha.
The ghost of a waitress has often been seen in Captain Cooks Memorial Park very late at night guzzling motor oil.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief has purportedly been spotted on several instances on the summit of Kanekula before dawn surveying the view.
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Ghost Sightings From Kekaha
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Ghost Sightings From Kekaha
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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