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These are some lies we made up about Kealakekua.
A Velociraptor was observed pulling a corpse over the grass in Higashihara Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a terribly mangled hunter hauling a dead coyote showed up up on the summit of Puu Loa pondering. The ghost was unconcerned that there was someone other there. Some of the people who live in this town argue this ghost is the struggling spirit of an old Kealakekua local resident.
A space man from another planet was distinguished scaring people by Pali Kapu o Keoua.
An enormous wombat emerged right by the entrance to Kealakekua Bay State Historical Park pushing orbs about.
The martian technician of an unidentified flying object was made out next to the water at Cook Point calling out people's names.
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Ghost Sightings From Kealakekua
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Ghost Sightings From Kealakekua
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
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