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These are some lies we made up about Keaau.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack clutching a big axe was seen staring next to the water at Auwae. This ghost is fantastically active in this vicinity; there have been a few additional stories of this particular ghost.
The menacing ghost of a Hun was witnessed struggling to grip something up on Kalele. This is one of those ghosts that is distinguished time and again in the neighborhood. Regardless of what folks articulate, this is an unpleasant phantom that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to encounter.
A guy that transformed into a vampire has frequently been witnessed in a Keaau trailer. Local people allege that this ghost could be a well-known yesteryear dweller of Keaau. One thing is for sure, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A fluorescent human form is often witnessed terrifying folks in Hawaiian Beaches Park in the early morning hours. One of the local residents decisively asserts that this ghost is probably
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the tormented ghost of a person who used to dwell here in Keaau.
An ET from deep space has allegedly been observed on frequent instances calling people's names by the shore at Keaau Beach.
The ghost of a pregnant woman can often be noticed looking chilling by Lava Flow of 1840.
A big frightening ogre can be witnessed often pacing
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along a wild road next to Keaau.
The alien commander of an alien spaceship has once in a while been observed in Nanawale Forest Reserve before dawn digging a crack in the soil.
A gargantuan beaver is now and then made out in 'Akaka Falls State Park right by the park headquarters shouting at the observer to leave.
A giant musk-ox has been said to have been seen on many occasions flinging bricks by the entrance to Hawaii Volcanoes National Park.
A headless gentleman can every now and then be made out sitting in a chair in a residence in the neighborhood of Keaau.
The spirit of a physician with a bloody uniform has repeatedly been noticed in the rear seat of a Pontiac by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise. In any event, it without a doubt is a scary spirit that should be steered clear of.
The ghost of a guy carrying a bloody spear is regularly perceived watering plants in the front yard of a mobile home in Keaau.
A space man from
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Jupiter has supposedly been made out on numerous occasions by a person camping at a campground near Keaau.
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Ghost Sightings From Keaau
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Ghost Sightings From Keaau
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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