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These are some lies we made up about Kaunakakai.
Vasco da Gama has now and then been distinguished down by Haha Falls on a dark night drinking root beer.
A massive quagga is once in a while distinguished on a dark night looking across Kamoku Flats.
An ET from space may once in a while be observed heading a piloted expedition of Kaaloa to a cluster of ghosts at midnight.
An extremely large reindeer was distinguished next to the water at Anapuhi trying to find a person.
The alien technician of an alien spaceship emerged by Kahawaiiki Stream gripping a skull.
An alien from planet Venus was perceived at Alapai crying.
A colossal fawn materialized staring at the sight from the top of Akahi at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Kaunakakai
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Ghost Sightings From Kaunakakai
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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