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These are some lies we made up about Kaumakani.
An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos has allegedly been seen on frequent occasions scrutinizing Aakukui Valley in detail around midnight.
A huge zebu has often been observed at night floating down on Aakukui Stream.
A gigantic porcupine is frequently distinguished in Baldwin Monument very late at night obliterating a book.
The ghost of a young Indian combatant is known to have been made out on a few instances being carried by a moped on a shadowy road near Kaumakani.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars can repeatedly be observed devouring a piece of bread down beside the water at Hanapepe Bay.
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Ghost Sightings From Kaumakani
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Ghost Sightings From Kaumakani
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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