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These are some lies we made up about Kapolei.
The spirit of a physician with a bloody uniform has repeatedly been witnessed hanging in the air like a blimp in Kapolei. It has been asserted that this particular spirit is that of a local resident who settled here in Kapolei in the past.
A woman with her head and both arms severed is repeatedly witnessed smoking a cigar in Awanui Gulch at the stroke of midnight. According to the locals, this ghost takes pleasure in frightening unwise people who have the courage to upset the tranquility in Kapolei. In any event, this phantom undoubtedly is scary; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An ET has been said to have been seen on many occasions reading a tabloid at Barbers Point Harbor on a dark night.
A gargantuan impala may be distinguished frequently staring at a person slumbering on a couch in a house in Kapolei.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos is occasionally observed pulling a corpse across the dirt in Barbers Point Beach
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Park on a dark night.
An army outfit striding about without a body in it has been observed on a small number of occasions staring down into the water at Anianik Cove late in the night.
Rapunzel can occasionally be perceived setting up camp in Nnkuli Forest Reserve at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a civil war warrior has
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regularly been observed up on the summit of Mauna Kapu gazing. If you listen to what the locals claim, this ghost can be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Kapolei long ago.
A gargantuan koodoo has purportedly been seen on a few occasions in a supermarket in the Kapolei neighborhood.
The ghost of a severely charred female may regularly be distinguished at Ewa Plantation Beach taking a moonlight-hour bath. Whatever folks exclaim, it's a creepy ghost that should be kept away from.
An alien from planet Pluto may be witnessed frequently at Honouliuli Stream at midnight heaving bricks into the stream.
Archimedes has every now and then been spotted by Pouhala Marsh calling out names.
An enormous lemur is sometimes spotted looking scary in 'Aiea Bay State Recreation Area at the park headquarters.
An alien from another planet has purportedly been noticed on several occasions trying on shoes in a Kapolei mobile home.
The ghost of a gentleman with words cut into his hand was distinguished
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poking around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Kapolei. When spotted the ghost approached the eye witness who then fled. One thing is for certain, it without a doubt is a bloodcurdling ghost that is rather not upset.
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Ghost Sightings From Kapolei
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Ghost Sightings From Kapolei
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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