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These are some lies we made up about Kapaau.
A space invader from another galaxy was made out flickering a light in a motor boat on Kehena Reservoir.
The Ugly Duckling became visible nosing around in mailboxes late in the night in Kapaau.
A gigantic porcupine was witnessed repositioning orbs about up on the peak of Ahu Noa.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft materialized in Kamehameha Park at night calling people's names.
A massive kinkajou was spotted turning toward the bystander in Aamakao Gulch in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Kapaau
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Ghost Sightings From Kapaau
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
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