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These are some lies we made up about Kaneohe.
A space man from another solar system may regularly be perceived playing a piece of music on a piano in a Kaneohe house.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft can be observed over and over again in the early morning hours checking out Haik Valley in detail.
A giant chamois has once in a while been spotted by Heeia Kea Boat Harbor after midnight looking at the water.
An alien from planet Neptune is sometimes spotted throwing bricks into the current at huimanu Stream before sunrise.
A female person has been said to have been noticed on many occasions in a mirror in a Kaneohe building; the ghost was solely visible in the mirror. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a menacing ghost that should be steered clear of.
An Anchisaurus may sometimes be made out in Hamakua Marsh after midnight trying to dump a cadaver.
The phantom of a lady with the sign of the devil carved into her back was observed burning an object up on the apex of
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Eleao. The ghost didn't appear to be worried by the watchers. In any case, it indisputably is a bloodcurdling ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
The phantom of a woman with a stiletto in her heart emerged at Fort Hase Beach taking a midnight dip. The ghost reacted to the viewer. It has been alleged that this individual ghost is the undead
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spirit of an old Kaneohe local resident.
The ghost of a shackled up female materialized devouring a carrot down next to Ainoni Spring after midnight. When the ghost was noticed it faded away into the night.
A huge colt was spotted in Ewa Forest Reserve at midnight gathering sticks to make a fire.
The Ugly Duckling has regularly been perceived by Kaau Crater smoking a cigar.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is often distinguished by the water at Alla Point reading a book.
The extraterrestrial commander of a UFO has supposedly been seen on a small number of instances flying over the Koolau Range in the early morning hours.
A space alien from Saturn may repeatedly be noticed by the water at Alapena Pool howling.
A space man from the cosmos can be noticed repeatedly in lewa Playground in the early morning hours before sunrise trying to say something.
A lady with the head of a leprechaun has every so often been perceived flying across pua Plain in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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colossal dog is now and then perceived in a mobile home in the neighborhood of Kaneohe.
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Ghost Sightings From Kaneohe
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Ghost Sightings From Kaneohe
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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