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These are some lies we made up about Kamuela.
The ghost of a young-looking woman covered in blood appeared gazing at an old woman sleeping in a bed in a home in Kamuela. When the bystander appeared the ghost ran off. Whatever folks say, this ghost undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that should be left alone.
A man with a large hole through his torso was observed in a clothing store in the Kamuela vicinity. The appearance of the eye witness frightened the ghost who then faded away.
A female's body having a skunk's head came into sight trying on shoes in a Kamuela home. The ghost spoke about revenging an assassination. One thing's for sure, it's a scary phantom that is preferably not disrupted.
A fairly rotten human dead body was spotted floating by on Keanuiomano Stream on a dark night. The watcher got freaked out and fled. Nonetheless, it undeniably is a scary phantom that you would not want to bump into at night.
An ET from Venus was noticed cleaning a blood-splattered shirt in Kemole Falls
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late at night.
An alien from deep space has often been noticed concealing a dead body by a big rock in Hapuna Beach State Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A female afire, clutching a fuel bottle is repeatedly made out by Hapuna Beach in the early morning hours before sunrise swimming. One of the folks who live here strongly
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claims that this spirit may very well be a famous days gone by dweller of Kamuela.
A space invader has been observed on several occasions gazing down into the water at Hapuna Bay very late at night.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot can repeatedly be made out examining Auwaiakeakua in detail before dawn.
A young girl wearing a blood-covered prom dress can be made out very often by Kaniku Lava Flow reading a magazine. Several of the folks who live here claim this ghost is probably the undead ghost of a person who used to reside here in Kamuela. In any event, this ghost sure is scary; one that any normal person wouldn't wish to encounter.
The extraterrestrial technician of a UFO has now and then been distinguished grasping a human headbone at Kawaihae Harbor at midnight.
An alien voyager from space is occasionally spotted up on Hokuula howling.
A gentleman having an axe in his head is known to have been observed on a handful of occasions ascending out of a storm drain on a Kamuela street before
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Ghost Sightings From Kamuela
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Ghost Sightings From Kamuela
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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