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These are some lies we made up about Kalaheo.
The phantom of a woman with a sack tied around her head was seen hurling bricks into Aepo Reservoir before sunrise. This is one of those ghosts that is made out frequently nearby. A local resident asserts that this ghost may be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Kalaheo many years ago.
A semi see-through man clothed as the captain of a craft was observed watching television in a Kalaheo living room on a dark night. The observer fled after she distinguished the phantom.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer has frequently been made out in the early morning hours before sunrise ascending out of Kanaele Swamp covered in dirty water.
An martian traveler from another world is often made out burning a bag in Hanapepe Valley at the stroke of midnight.
Vasco da Gama may repeatedly be witnessed at Ekaha at the stroke of midnight gazing down into the water.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy has sometimes been
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distinguished staring at the waves next to the shore at Beach House Beach on a dark night.
A large terrifying ghost is sometimes witnessed on the top of Aawela around midnight examining the vista.
A space invader has purportedly been perceived on many instances hauling a cadaver over rocks in Anne Knudsen Park very late at night.
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colossal addax may now and then be distinguished looking at the water by Port Allen Small Boat Harbor at night.
A very large lovebird has often been distinguished on a Kalaheo road after midnight.
An martian vacationer from another world is often observed down at Halulu Falls at night gazing.
The Mothman can repeatedly be distinguished floating in the air like a balloon in Kalaheo.
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Ghost Sightings From Kalaheo
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Ghost Sightings From Kalaheo
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
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