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These are some lies we made up about Kailua Kona.
A gargantuan basilisk came into sight going through a bookshelf in the living room of a Kailua Kona home at night.
A sizeable chilling dragon was made out mounding pieces of wood in Hillcrest Park on a dark night.
A space man from another galaxy was noticed sitting at the dining table in a Kailua Kona mobile home.
A gigantic capybara is frequently observed at Honokohau Small Boat Harbor around midnight taking in the landscape.
Johann Sebastian Bach has purportedly been witnessed on a small number of instances swimming down at Alula Beach before dawn.
A colossal oryx may often be observed looking at people in a Kailua Kona house through a peephole.
An extraterrestrial can be distinguished over and over again smoking a cigar in the center of Waiaha Stream.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is occasionally observed reading a pamphlet in a rubber boat on Luawai. Many people who live here say
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this phantom is that of a resident who lived here in Kailua Kona many years ago. In any event, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to come across.
The ghost of an elderly guy with a huge white beard may occasionally be witnessed in a deserted place next to Kailua Kona.
An Iguanodon has regularly been
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distinguished clutching a human headbone up on Akahipuu.
The ghost of a gentleman in an army uniform is often made out before dawn visiting Kaupulehu Crater.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft is rumored to have been witnessed on numerous occasions in Honuaula Forest Reserve at the stroke of midnight setting up camp.
A colossal ox can often be observed near the water at Heeia Bay attempting to seize something.
A woman with an axe sticking out of her head may be spotted repeatedly in Kealakekua Bay State Historical Park quite near the park headquarters shining a flash light. Folks here say that this spirit likes frightening folks who have the nerve to disrupt the serenity in Kailua Kona.
The Wizard of Oz is every so often witnessed standing down a shadowy road close to Kailua Kona.
An martian voyager from space can now and then be witnessed dispatching a packet at a Kailua Kona post office.
A space invader from planet Venus was noticed outside Hawaii Volcanoes National Park yelling
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Ghost Sightings From Kailua Kona
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Ghost Sightings From Kailua Kona
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A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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