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These are some lies we made up about Kailua.
An ET is rumored to have been observed on frequent instances guzzling blood from a beaker by Hamakua Marsh.
The ghost of a guy with names etched into his arm may occasionally be observed at Alla Point after midnight looking down into the water. No matter what, this ghost undeniably is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A Megalosaurus has often been spotted on the highest spot of one of the mountains in the Oneawa Hills around midnight glugging down soda pop.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is often distinguished on the shore of Halekou Pond smoking a cigar.
A very large ox is rumored to have been witnessed on a handful of instances in Atherton Soccer Field in the early morning hours before sunrise pulling a cadaver over rocks.
The ghost of an engine driver may frequently be made out down by Ainoni Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise hauling a skull.
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a badly mangled huntsman dragging a dead wolf has sometimes been made out sniveling by the water's edge at Bagley Beach.
A space man from Venus is once in a while noticed up on Kainawaaunui gazing.
The Pied Piper has allegedly been seen on frequent instances by Kaau Crater trying to grasp something.
A space invader from space may
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every so often be distinguished being in a derelict dwelling in Kailua.
A space invader was perceived standing by a desolate highway in the vicinity of Kailua.
An enormous dingo emerged in a residence in Kailua.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was made out studying Haik Valley in detail at the stroke of midnight.
A gigantic rabbit showed up by Heeia Kea Boat Harbor very late at night gazing at the water.
The alien technician of an alien spaceship was spotted in Honolulu Watershed Forest Reserve late at night cutting down a towering tree.
A space man from the Moon was witnessed by Aihualama Stream going wild.
A space alien from another planet has often been witnessed staring across Pauoa Flats at the stroke of midnight.
A minotaur is frequently perceived marching next to a wild road near Kailua.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship is rumored to have been observed on many occasions appearing in a mirror.
The ghost of a youthful woman with a cable around her neck may often be seen sipping blood from a container in 'Aiea Bay State Recreation Area near the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Kailua
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- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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