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These are some lies we made up about Kahului.
A space invader from Saturn can now and then be noticed trying to locate a hat at Kahului Harbor at night.
The ghost of a pregnant lady has frequently been distinguished near Haleki'i-Pihana Heiau State Monument guzzling chlorine.
An ET from another world is regularly observed in Baldwin Park after midnight smoking a cigar.
Galileo can regularly be spotted chatting into the air in Iao Valley around midnight.
A colossal elk has once in a while been made out trying to find a map by a parked VW in a Kahului parking lot late at night.
A huge anteater is now and then made out at Kaehu Beach hauling a skull.
A very large ewe may once in a while be distinguished trying to hide a cadaver in Paukukalo in the early morning hours.
A large terrifying ogre was made out at Ae Stream in the early morning hours before sunrise chucking stones into the stream.
A beheaded gentleman appeared around midnight flying across Puu Hele Cinder
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Pit. There have been other stories with reference to this ghost in the vicinity. One of the people who live here determinedly claims that this ghost loves scaring unwise people who have the nerve to disturb the serenity in Kahului. Either way, this is a horrible ghost that you don't want to meet after midnight.
A space man was made out in a
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Kahului area grocery store, walking the aisles.
The alien navigator of an alien spaceship emerged on the peak of Mauna Alani very late at night looking at the sight.
An enormous mustang was perceived terrifying folks near Kapoli Spring late at night.
A huge musk-ox was made out beside the water at Fly Water Point crying out people's names.
A woman with her left arm and right leg severed has regularly been noticed appearing chilling at midnight on a park bench in Kahului.
An armed forces outfit wandering about lacking a body in it is regularly seen walking through a home in Kahului.
A space man from Jupiter has allegedly been witnessed on several occasions in Haleakala National Park at the ranger station shouting at the viewer to stay away.
An extremely large hedgehog may repeatedly be distinguished traveling on a camel in the middle of a road next to Kahului.
A massive orangutan may be noticed very often pacing through a home near Kahului.
The spirit of an appallingly charred woman
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has from time to time been observed staggering through a Kahului vicinity cemetery. In any event, it in all certainty is a bloodcurdling ghost that any sound person wouldn't wish to come across.
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Ghost Sightings From Kahului
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Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
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