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These are some lies we made up about Kaaawa.
The creepy ghost of a Gaul came into sight staring down into the water at Kaaawa Point in the early morning hours before sunrise. When made out the spirit moved toward the observer who then escaped. Folks who have made out this phantom assert this phantom is the undead spirit of a long departed Kaaawa local resident.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire was seen on the highest spot of Crouching Lion in the early morning hours before sunrise observing the scenery. This individual phantom has been witnessed often in this place. People allege that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while passing through Kaaawa many years ago. One thing's for sure, this phantom undoubtedly is terrifying; one that is preferably not messed with.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was perceived at midnight staring across pua Plain.
A very large pig has often been noticed beside a towering tree in Hauula Forest Reserve calling names of people.
An alien from planet Saturn has purportedly been perceived on many occasions playing a song on a harpsichord in a Kaaawa house.
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Ghost Sightings From Kaaawa
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Ghost Sightings From Kaaawa
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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