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These are some lies we made up about Hoolehua.
A gigantic weasel has purportedly been spotted on several occasions by Waiakalio late at night talking into the thin air.
A space man from planet Venus may every now and then be seen seeking a woman by the water at Anianikeha.
A gigantic panda was noticed up on the highest spot of Eleuweuwe sobbing.
The spirit of a plane pilot materialized in the early morning hours checking out Anahaki Gulch in detail. Panicked by the observers the ghost receded into the night. Whatever people exclaim, it unquestionably is a scary phantom that should be left alone.
An extraterrestrial from deep space was witnessed trying to exclaim something in Kahualelepulu very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Hoolehua
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Ghost Sightings From Hoolehua
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
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