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These are some lies we made up about Honomu.
A gargantuan skunk is repeatedly seen in 'Akaka Falls State Park outside the ranger station mounding chunks of concrete.
A gargantuan mountain goat has supposedly been spotted on frequent occasions in Akaka Falls State Park around midnight hiding a corpse by a sizeable rock.
A space invader from another galaxy may often be seen by Akaka Falls before dawn looking for a glove.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer can be made out time and again snooping in mailboxes before dawn in Honomu.
Aristotle has sometimes been noticed smoking a pipe up on Kanoa.
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Ghost Sightings From Honomu
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Ghost Sightings From Honomu
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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