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These are some lies we made up about Honolulu.
A very large frog was seen throwing boulders by liamanu Crater.
A gigantic basilisk was spotted in 'Aiea Bay State Recreation Area right by the ranger station stacking rocks.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft became visible by a guy canoeing in a river in the neighborhood of Honolulu.
The ghost of a lady with numbers etched into her back was distinguished swallowing blood from a jar in the center of Aiea Stream. When the ghost was observed it faded away into the air. According to what the people who live here allege, this spirit gets pleasure from frightening foolish people who come looking for spirits in Honolulu.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her eyes has regularly been seen relaxing on a bench in an apartment in Honolulu.
A big chilling monster is often witnessed gulping soda pop at the water at Ahua Point.
An alien from Pluto has allegedly been perceived on numerous instances down at Fort Kamehameha
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Beach after midnight taking a swim.
A space invader from another galaxy can repeatedly be distinguished discussing into the night in Ahua Reef at midnight.
A giant budgerigar may be observed often at Kaplama Basin after midnight enjoying the view.
The ghost of a shackled up female has every so often been made out hauling a human
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cranium by a lamppost in Honolulu.
A female clutching her head by her arm is now and then noticed browsing through a freezer in the kitchen of a Honolulu flat late at night.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship is rumored to have been distinguished on numerous occasions in Aala International Park at midnight struggling to verbalize something.
The phantom of a gentleman having half his head absent has frequently been made out by Pouhala Marsh shining a kerosene lamp.
A space alien from planet Jupiter is often seen tossing stones into Alapena Pool at night.
The phantom of a young-looking woman dressed in a blood-covered wedding gown has allegedly been seen on one or two occasions relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Honolulu flat. Local people who have spotted this ghost assert this ghost may perhaps be a celebrated old days native of Honolulu. One thing's for sure, it is certainly a chilling ghost that should be stayed away from.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system can be
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perceived time and again facing the onlooker near Kaaikahi Spring at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Honolulu
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
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