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These are some lies we made up about Honokaa.
A drifting ghost is regularly seen looking at the sight from the pinnacle of Kawela Loa on a dark night.
A gargantuan kitten has purportedly been witnessed on a few instances at Kamakamaka Point before sunrise gazing down into the water.
A colossal donkey may be seen frequently in Ahualoa Gulch very late at night calling out names of people.
A Chupacabra is occasionally seen in Haina County Park late at night pointing at the viewer.
An martian traveler from another planet is known to have been made out on frequent instances staring furiously at the onlooker down next to Hakalaoa Falls late in the night.
A giant monkey may occasionally be observed at midnight floating along Hiilawe Stream.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian warrior has frequently been made out among the trees of Hamakua Forest Reserve burrowing a hole.
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Ghost Sightings From Honokaa
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Ghost Sightings From Honokaa
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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