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These are some lies we made up about Holualoa.
The ghost of a teenage girl emerged in a rubber raft on Luawai holding a human skull. The ghost didn't seem to be bothered by the eye witnesses.
The ghost of a woman with half her head missing was seen in the middle of Waiaha Stream shouting. The ghost waved to the observer.
A lady with a spear in her head came into sight trying on clothes in a Holualoa home. The phantom was ingested by the thin air after being seen. Many residents declare this spirit may very well be a recognized old days resident of Holualoa.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft was distinguished staring down into the water at Haikuua in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal koodoo has repeatedly been seen in the early morning hours giving a conducted excursion of Kauikeauoli Stone to a collection of ghosts.
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Ghost Sightings From Holualoa
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Ghost Sightings From Holualoa
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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