|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Hawi.
A massive pony has regularly been seen down next to the water at Alanahihi Point scaring people.
Henry VIII is repeatedly perceived burying a dead body by a sizeable rock in Kamehameha Park around midnight.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another solar system has been observed on one or two instances facing the witness at Pahoa Beach.
A colossal quagga may regularly be made out shouting at the bystander to disappear beside a lamppost in Hawi.
An alien from another galaxy may be spotted over and over again flinging pieces of wood on the shore of Kehena Reservoir.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Hawi
Submit a lie about Hawi, Hawaii:
Other untruthful towns near Hawi, Hawaii:
Kapaau, Hawaii, 5 miles away
Kamuela, Hawaii, 18 miles away
Honokaa, Hawaii, 25 miles away
Waikoloa, Hawaii, 26 miles away
Paauilo, Hawaii, 35 miles away
Kailua Kona, Hawaii, 38 miles away
Hana, Hawaii, 38 miles away
Holualoa, Hawaii, 41 miles away
Ookala, Hawaii, 42 miles away
Kealakekua, Hawaii, 46 miles away
Laupahoehoe, Hawaii, 46 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Hawaii
|
Ghost Sightings From Hawi
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
MORE JOKES
|
