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These are some lies we made up about Hawaii National Park.
An extremely large hyena is rumored to have been witnessed on one or two instances in Hawaii Volcanoes National Park right by the park headquarters crying.
An alien from another world may often be spotted by a lady canoeing in a river in the vicinity of Hawaii National Park.
The martian commander of an alien spaceship has once in a while been made out struggling to state something up on the top of Klauea Volcano.
A huge wolverine has allegedly been seen on a handful of instances pulling a body through some bushes in East Rift Zone late in the night.
One of the three Little Pigs can every now and then be perceived sitting on a stool in an apartment in Hawaii National Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Hawaii National Park
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Ghost Sightings From Hawaii National Park
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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