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These are some lies we made up about Hauula.
A man with a large hole through his chest has supposedly been distinguished on many instances staring at the waves down near the water at Hauula Beach Park after midnight.
A man with the head of a goblin may now and then be noticed very late at night stopping by Pali Kilo Ia.
A female alight, clutching a petroleum tank was spotted after midnight exploring Aakakii Gulch in detail. The spirit was indifferent that there was somebody else there.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship showed up sitting in an armchair in a home near Hauula.
An alien tourist from another planet was witnessed pulling a body from the chilly water of Hauula Stream late in the night.
A big creepy ogre emerged before sunrise hurrying after a passing Buick on a shady highway close to Hauula.
A huge bison was perceived in the backseat of a car by the driver noticing the ghost in his rear view mirror after midnight.
The phantom of a planter
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dressed in a straw hat was observed smoking a pipe in Adams Field on a dark night. When the watcher became visible the ghost ran off. According to what the folks who live here argue, this ghost is probably the undead ghost of a resident who used to live here in Hauula.
Issac Newton has repeatedly been noticed yelling at a rock in Hauula Forest Reserve on a dark night.
A youthful girl dressed in a blood-splattered wedding dress is frequently made out up on Crouching Lion trying to locate a woman.
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Ghost Sightings From Hauula
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Ghost Sightings From Hauula
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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