Hanapepe, Hawaii Lies


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An extremely large baboon is frequently perceived emerging in a bedroom mirror.

A space alien from the Moon has been noticed on many instances gazing at the water by Port Allen Small Boat Harbor around midnight.

The spirit of a youthful lady drenched in blood may be witnessed over and over again facing the eye witness by the water at Hanapepe Bay.

An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has sometimes been made out going for a dip at Glass Beach at midnight.

The spirit of an old sorceress is every now and then made out in Baldwin Monument very late at night going berserk. One thing's for certain, this phantom certainly is chilling; one that is rather not disrupted.

 

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Ghost Sightings From Hanapepe



Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
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