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These are some lies we made up about Hana.
The spirit of a woman with a bag fastened around her head emerged heaving stones into Wainapanapa on a dark night. This spirit is exceptionally active in this neighborhood; there have been many additional accounts of this exact spirit.
A partly see-through guy dressed as the captain of a craft was seen in Haleakal National Park around midnight burying a cadaver by a big boulder. The witness ran off immediately after he witnessed the ghost. It's been asserted that this particular ghost may be a recognized former time local of Hana.
A large scary ghost has often been made out reading a magazine by Haleakal Crater.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object is repeatedly distinguished glugging down water from Big Spring at night.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto has been said to have been seen on one or two instances standing by a desolate road in the neighborhood of Hana.
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Ghost Sightings From Hana
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Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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