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These are some lies we made up about Haleiwa.
A massive lion has every now and then been observed fly fishing from the water's edge of Ukoa Pond at midnight.
Archimedes has allegedly been observed on many occasions glancing across Lauhulu before dawn.
A colossal lemur may now and then be distinguished at Haleiwa Boat Harbor late in the night taking pleasure in the surroundings.
The ghost of a dispossessed gentleman has repeatedly been noticed attempting to utter something in the middle of Anahulu River.
A menacing beast is often noticed at Kaalaea Point before sunrise gazing down into the water. Locals claim that this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was killed while passing through Haleiwa before the present.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space can regularly be distinguished startling people by Kehu-o-Hapuu *.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto may be witnessed very often down near Waimea Falls very late at night shifting orbs around.
The ghost of a silver-miner
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has sometimes been made out in Aweoweo Beach Park on a dark night dragging a dead body over the grass. Whatever people express, it undeniably is a bloodcurdling ghost that should be steered clear of.
A lady with a semi translucent body is once in a while seen turning toward the onlooker beside the waterfront at Banzai Beach. A local man asserts
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that this ghost is that of a resident who existed here in Haleiwa some decades ago.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has purportedly been noticed on a handful of occasions strolling through a Haleiwa vicinity churchyard. One of the residents definitely declares that this spirit takes pleasure in startling folks who have the nerve to upset the silence in Haleiwa.
The spirit of an old gentleman with a large gray beard can every so often be seen in Aimuu Gulch at night going nuts. A number of of the folks who live here say this phantom takes pleasure in scaring people who come trying to locate phantoms in Haleiwa.
A female with a machete sticking out of her head was made out carving a cavity down a desolate road in the vicinity of Haleiwa before sunrise. Several folks in close proximity have had identical experiences with a very similar ghost.
A space man from another part of the galaxy became visible on the apex of Kamaohanui at the stroke of midnight glancing at the panorama.
A gargantuan aoudad was observed climbing a tree in Mokulia Forest Reserve in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Haleiwa
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
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