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These are some lies we made up about Hakalau.
An enormous chimpanzee was perceived in Akaka Falls State Park late in the night searching for an object.
An ET from space has regularly been witnessed slurping soda pop outside 'Akaka Falls State Park.
The spirit of a youthful female dressed as a house keeper has supposedly been spotted on a handful of occasions smoking a cigar by Akaka Falls at midnight. People who have distinguished this ghost declare this ghost is the stressed soul of a former Hakalau local.
Rapunzel may regularly be witnessed strolling through a trailer close to Hakalau.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be witnessed very frequently at a public phone in Hakalau talking on the telephone.
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Ghost Sightings From Hakalau
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Ghost Sightings From Hakalau
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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