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These are some lies we made up about Haiku.
A man lacking a head has allegedly been observed on a handful of instances glugging down orange juice late in the night by a road sign in Haiku. Either way, this ghost certainly is bloodcurdling; one that you wouldn't wish to bump into after midnight.
An extremely terrifying ghost may be distinguished over and over again exploring Awalau Gulch in detail late at night.
The ghost of an aged woman holding a revolver has once in a while been observed burying a body by a large rock in Fourth Marine Division Memorial Park on a dark night. Scores of residents say this ghost may well be a distinguished past inhabitant of Haiku. In any case, this is a horrible spirit that you shouldn't go seeking.
The ghost of a flight attendant has been said to have been seen on many occasions hauling a human cranium down by the water at Alelele.
A space alien from planet Saturn can from time to time be spotted by Kamole Weir late at night looking at the water.
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phantom of an old Indian chief has frequently been made out attempting to express something near Waiohiwi Falls before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has purportedly been perceived on numerous occasions shining a kerosene lamp near Haleakala National Park.
A colossal ermine may often be seen sitting at the dining table in
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a Haiku home contemplating.
A space alien may be witnessed over and over again walking through a residence in Haiku.
The alien captain of an unidentified flying object has sometimes been observed next to the water at Ako Point appearing terrifying.
A gargantuan badger is sometimes observed at Kaulahao pointing at the eye witness.
A space alien from Venus has been said to have been seen on numerous instances collecting firewood in Makawao Forest Reserve very late at night.
A very large springbok can every so often be distinguished on the apex of Kailua on a dark night examining the landscape.
A pitch black crow that shifted shape into a woman was witnessed by Hanawana Stream going mad. Additional reports of this ghost have been described.
Ferdinand Magellan came into view traveling on a mule by a road in the neighborhood of Haiku.
A massive parakeet became visible annihilating a book in Haleki'i-Pihana Heiau State Monument right by the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Haiku
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Ghost Sightings From Haiku
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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