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These are some lies we made up about Ewa Beach.
A massive lynx has often been distinguished down beside the shore at Ewa Plantation Beach piling pebbles.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack gripping a large axe is repeatedly perceived in Pouhala Marsh at midnight attempting to dump a body. In any case, this is an unfriendly ghost that is rather not upset.
A cyclop has allegedly been witnessed on several instances eating an apple up on Puukapolei.
An ET can often be perceived in the early morning hours examining Ahua Reef in detail.
The terrifying ghost of a Hun can be distinguished very often resting on a bench in a flat in Ewa Beach.
An extraterrestrial explorer from the cosmos is now and then seen giving a guided expedition of Makalapa Crater to a group of spirits at night.
A space invader from space is rumored to have been observed on a few occasions washing a bloody scarf in Kalauao Spring at night.
A gentleman that shifted shape into a vampire can every so often be made out outside
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'Aiea Bay State Recreation Area screaming. A number of of the folks who live here declare this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while journeying through Ewa Beach before the present. Regardless of what people express, it's a creepy ghost that you would not want to meet on a dark night.
A giant mule is regularly spotted in the
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early morning hours drifting along on Aiea Stream.
A space man may often be distinguished struggling to grasp something next to the water at Ahua Point.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has once in a while been distinguished taking in the panorama at Barbers Point Harbor late in the night.
A big chilling dragon is now and then spotted marching from flat to flat at night on an Ewa Beach road.
The spirit of a pregnant female has supposedly been made out on a small number of occasions crying out names in Aiea Field Annex in the early morning hours.
An enormous musk-ox may every so often be seen going through a bookshelf in the living room of an Ewa Beach residence at night.
A giant newt was spotted gazing at people in an Ewa Beach residence through a window.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars came into sight standing alongside a shady highway outside Ewa Beach.
A beheaded gentleman was perceived sipping diesel from a gasoline pump at a fueling station in Ewa Beach.
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The ghost was consumed by the air after being perceived. Well, it unquestionably is a creepy ghost that any normal person would not want to bump into.
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Ghost Sightings From Ewa Beach
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Ghost Sightings From Ewa Beach
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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