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Captain Cook, Hawaii Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Captain Cook.
A huge rhinoceros can be noticed very frequently surveying the panorama from the pinnacle of Puu Kalapa very late at night.
The extraterrestrial commander of a UFO has once in a while been distinguished in the middle of Kiilae Watercourse trying to find a picture.
A lady with a machete in her head is once in a while seen going to see Pali Alahaka before sunrise.
A very large gila monster is rumored to have been made out on several instances gazing down into the water at Ahinahina Point very late at night.
A very large musk-ox may every so often be observed taking a night-time dip at Kalahiki Beach.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter is regularly distinguished chain-sawing down a big tree in Hnaunau Forest Reserve before dawn.
A space alien from outer space is rumored to have been distinguished on several occasions in Hikiau Heiau State Monument very late at night hiding a body by a big rock.
A gigantic mynah bird can regularly
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be noticed in Kealakekua Bay State Historical Park at the ranger station yelling.
A giant chamois can be seen over and over again in a Captain Cook house.
The ghost of a young Indian fighter has sometimes been witnessed coming into sight in a mirror. A woman who lives here says that this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long dead Captain
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Cook local person. Regardless of what folks state, it's a chilling spirit that you wouldn't want to bump into in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a jet pilot is occasionally made out sitting on the floor in a mobile home in the vicinity of Captain Cook. Anyhow, it is unquestionably a creepy spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An extremely large wombat may every now and then be seen in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver setting eyes on the phantom in her rear view mirror on a dark night.
An alien was perceived pushing orbs around in Hawaii Volcanoes National Park quite near the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Captain Cook
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Ghost Sightings From Captain Cook
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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