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These are some lies we made up about Aiea.
The ghost of a woman with a dagger in her neck was observed dragging a dead body from the cold water of Aiea Stream very late at night. The ghost saluted the viewer.
A colossal buffalo has frequently been spotted in 'Aiea Bay State Recreation Area at the park headquarters shouting people's names.
A gargantuan mynah bird has been spotted on numerous occasions at Kalauao Spring very late at night facing the bystander.
A gigantic civet may be noticed over and over again by liamanu Crater staring angrily at the witness.
A Pterodactyl has every so often been perceived sitting at the kitchen counter in an Aiea flat screaming at the witness to leave.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship is once in a while noticed strolling through a mobile home in Aiea.
A space man from planet Saturn is rumored to have been perceived on a small number of occasions in the early morning hours flying across the Koolau Range.
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ET from outer space has frequently been witnessed devastating a photo beside the water at Ahua Point.
A lady with the head of a goblin is frequently spotted trying to find a hat down by the waterfront at Fort Kamehameha Beach. Residents say that this ghost could be a distinguished yesteryear local of Aiea.
The martian pilot of an alien
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spacecraft has purportedly been perceived on frequent occasions eating a steak amongst the bushes of Ewa Forest Reserve.
A gargantuan ox may often be made out in Ahua Reef in the early morning hours before sunrise smoking a pipe.
One of the three Little Pigs may be witnessed very often on a dark night climbing out of Pouhala Marsh soaked in dirty water.
The ghost of a man having half his head missing has every now and then been perceived at Kaplama Basin late in the night taking in the vista.
An extremely large puma is occasionally spotted riding on a mule alongside a highway in the neighborhood of Aiea.
Henry VIII has purportedly been distinguished on a handful of instances in a phone booth in Aiea using the phone.
A gargantuan dormouse can now and then be witnessed attempting to exclaim something up on the summit of Eleao.
A decapitated woman was witnessed in Aala International Park at midnight trying to grip something. When the ghost was made out it faded away into the thin air. Anyhow, it
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sure is a bloodcurdling phantom that should be left alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Aiea
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Ghost Sightings From Aiea
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
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