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These are some lies we made up about Yucca Valley.
A space invader from outer space came into view in a residence in the neighborhood of Yucca Valley.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was seen in Community Center Park at the stroke of midnight obliterating a box.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was made out searching for a book next to a parked Pontiac in a Yucca Valley parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from Venus has regularly been spotted glancing at the sight from the peak of Black Hill at night.
A space man from deep space has supposedly been perceived on one or two occasions before sunrise floating by on Antelope Wash.
The ghost of a grower wearing a straw hat can frequently be spotted cleaning a bloody rag in Chaparrosa Spring in the early morning hours. Some of the folks who live in this town declare this ghost is the undead soul of a former Yucca Valley local person. One thing's for certain, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that you shouldn't
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go trying to find.
A very large donkey has once in a while been made out fishing from the water's edge of Bobo Springs Reservoir on a dark night.
A gigantic marten is once in a while distinguished gripping a human cranium at night by a mailbox in Yucca Valley.
A very large seal has been observed on many instances sniveling in Black
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Rock Canyon before sunrise.
A youthful girl dressed in a blood-splattered dress may now and then be spotted at midnight fluttering across Bowden Flat. It has been argued that this specific ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Yucca Valley in the past.
A gentleman with a sword in his head is regularly observed staggering through a flat in Yucca Valley. Nevertheless, it is indisputably a terrifying spirit that should be stayed away from.
A giant mink can regularly be seen thinking on the peak of one of the heights in the Partlett Mountains after midnight.
The spirit of a mailman can be observed very frequently mounted on a mule in the middle of a road close to Yucca Valley. If you talk to the residents, this ghost is that of a resident who settled here in Yucca Valley a long time ago.
A gentleman's body with the head of a bear has from time to time been made out right by the entrance to Joshua Tree National Park screaming names.
The alien technician of a flying saucer
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is sometimes distinguished pacing through a house near Yucca Valley.
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Ghost Sightings From Yucca Valley
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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