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These are some lies we made up about Woody.
An extremely large boar was spotted in Doney Gulch at the stroke of midnight seeking a hat.
The spirit of a strapped up lady has regularly been noticed on the highest spot of Doney Hill on a dark night gazing at the panorama.
A sizeable scary monster is frequently noticed down beside Butler Spring at the stroke of midnight smoking a pipe.
A colossal snake can frequently be perceived chatting into the air mid stream in Angel Creek.
Ferdinand Magellan may be made out repeatedly gazing across Poso Flat in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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