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These are some lies we made up about Winters.
A gigantic ox was seen dispatching a parcel at a Winters post office.
A colossal zebu showed up covering a corpse by a big rock in Felica Diaz Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A womanly shape was made out burrowing a gap at Putah Diversion Dam late in the night. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the viewer. A local resident asserts that this ghost can be the spirit of a local who passed on here in Winters long ago.
A space man from outer space became visible studying Pleasants Valley in detail before sunrise.
The ghost of a female having names cut into her arm was spotted at Dry Arroyo around midnight tossing rocks into the flow. When the spirit was distinguished it vanished into the thin air.
The ghost of a lady with a stiletto in her back has frequently been seen seeking a hat by Adobe Spring around midnight.
A massive jaguar is regularly witnessed up on English Hills dining on a tomato.
The spirit
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of a shackled up female is known to have been noticed on numerous instances on the summit of one of the heights in the English Hills very late at night guzzling soda pop. One of the local residents determinedly claims that this ghost may very well be a renowned days gone by inhabitant of Winters.
A woman having the head of a devil may regularly
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be distinguished guzzling regular from a gas pump at a fueling station in Winters. Whichever way, it's a menacing ghost that you would not want to come across before sunrise.
The ghost of a man with half his head lost can be made out time and again verbalizing into the air as if somebody besides was near. A number of of the locals claim this spirit is in all probability the undeparted spirit of a local person who used to dwell here in Winters.
A huge koala has sometimes been observed looking through residence windows in Winters before dawn.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship is sometimes observed watching TV in a Winters living room after midnight.
The ghost of a youthful female dressed in a bloody prom dress has purportedly been distinguished on a small number of instances outside Benicia State Park looking. In any case, it in all certainty is a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
Plato may now and then be distinguished in Golden Gate National Recreation Area right by the park headquarters
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struggling to touch something.
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Ghost Sightings From Winters
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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