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The extraterrestrial commander of a UFO has every so often been made out by Kaluna Cliff thinking.
A guy lacking a head has been said to have been observed on a small number of occasions in the backseat of a car by the driver noticing the ghost in his rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight. A number of of the locals assert this phantom may be the soul of a local person who died here in Whitethorn some decades ago. In any event, this phantom undeniably is creepy; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
An martian vacationer from the cosmos can occasionally be noticed in the early morning hours before sunrise exploring Dead Mans Gulch in detail.
A very creepy ghost was perceived down by the water at Point Delgada appearing scary. When the ghost was seen it disappeared into the thin air.
An extraterrestrial from Mars showed up late at night drifting by on Bear Creek.
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The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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