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These are some lies we made up about Westwood.
A gigantic weasel was perceived gulping apple juice up on the peak of Brush Hill.
An extraterrestrial was noticed in Clear Creek Park before dawn smoking a pipe.
The ghost of an old female holding a firearm was witnessed reading a tabloid beside Barrel Spring after midnight. There have been many descriptions on the subject of this ghost in the neighborhood. A woman who lives here claims that this ghost is that of a local who had a home here in Westwood some time ago.
A huge hippopotamus has often been observed staring across Swain Meadow at night.
An alien voyager from deep space is regularly distinguished screaming at Indian Ole Dam before dawn.
The ghost of a waitress has purportedly been noticed on a handful of occasions in Swain Mountain Experimental Forest at midnight excavating an opening in the earth.
The spirit of an aged Indian chief may often be observed struggling to state something near the water at Big Cove.
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Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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